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Monday, July 22, 2013

XXXXVIII Someone puked inside The Royal Albert Hall



They were in the middle of the play. When suddenly a commotion started . 

They, Dannie and friends of Annie from Cambridge, were all watching an adaptation of the P.B. Shelley musical epic 'Prometheus Unbound' adapted to stage by Kate Losowsky, an Andy Webber prodigy.

It was being staged at the Royal Albert Hall.  

Danny stood up, to check, suspecting the worst, found it was someone from his group, arguing, he walked through the seats and managed to reach the spot of consternation, by then the sounds were becoming loud.

He checked with one of Annie’s classmate as to what happened.

She told him.

One member from the group who was sitting at the very end of their seat line had stood and then puked , all that she could, onto another person’s trouser sitting on the opposite side. The one who took the puke happened to be the Mayor of Bristol.

Soon a group of good Samaritan belonging to Annie’s friends joined to apologise, another group swished their kerchief, scarf, whatever available to clean the Mayor’s trouser, even as the friends worked hard to control the situation, the Mayor, the hurt party, kept hurling abuses, on colors and racial slurs, by now the Play had been suspended and the Theater Marshalls were seen rushing to quickly delete the situation, but the Mayor wasn’t to be cajoled all that easy, someone had puked onto him, he was a hurt soprano hurling out the choicest abuses,.

Somewhere in the middle of it all Danny decided that the Mayor deserved a whack and he gave it, with his left fist first and it landed right on the Mayors nose, which started bleeding without any delay, by then Annie’s other friends watching also decided that the Mayor deserved more and they piled on, by the time Annie, who was seated at the other end joined it was all too late.

The Mayor was mauled. And the Marshalls clearly knew who were to be blamed. 

The whole play was screwed, and there was blood all over, almost like a riot.

The Royal Albert Hall had a taste of Birmingham.

Via Wembley.           

The Mayor had a good black eye, a swollen lip and was cursing in a language that the Royal Albert Hall was not used to. 

Brown fucking Son's of Bitches.

Even if the one who had actually puked on the Mayor was dutch. 



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